Fantastic Beasts and How to Eat Them
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Cockatrice
An unholy matrimony of chicken, bat and lizard. Great for making nuggets.
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Cave Fisher
Encountering this monster in the caverns is terrifying. Encountering this monster on your dinner plate is wonderful.
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Owlbear
An amalgamation of two contradictory animals, its flavor is just as much of an enigma
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Gelatinous Cube
Wait, you can eat these?
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Roc
The massive terror of the skies, goes great with fries.
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Ankheg
The terrifying insect beneath the ground. Great when roasted with the shell on.
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Oytugh
Nature’s garbage disposal. But not bad when you feed it yourself.
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Basilisk
The stone gazed killer, also known as “chicken of the dungeon”.
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Darkmantle
Looks like squid, tastes like rocks. And squid. Rock squid.
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Bulette
If it doesn’t eat you, you’ll enjoy eating it.
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Hydra
It has a lot of heads, and each of them taste great.
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Froghemoth
I promise, it’s a lot less scary once its on the plate.
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Griffon
Easy to cook. Hard to catch. Good luck.
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Flail Snail
Worth a lot more than just a shiny shell
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Catoblepas
Proof that you shouldn’t just a dish by smell
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Chimera
3 heads are better than one
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Kraken
You must be one heck of a fisherman
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Shambling Mound
Fermented and funky, the way like it
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Hippogriff
Not a griffin. Close, but tastes a little different.
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Beholder
Ok hear me out…
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Abyssal Chicken
Definitely not your typical barnyard animal
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Purple Worm
When a Worm falls in the Underdark, everyone hears it